A text arrived from my ex this afternoon in response to one I’d sent earlier asking how both children were – one with a damaged arm and one with a missing tooth:-
“Tooth been glued back on but won’t work and you will have to take him to dentist when we get back. Have been at hospital all day with H as he has sprained his wrist (H being our 15 year old son’s mate) and I am in bed feeling really ill, I have a very high temperature and am freezing cold”. According to my children he got altitude sickness.
This time last year 10 of us went away skiing and not one person got injured or sick. They have managed to achieve a 100% record. What is that about? I can’t bloody believe it. What a sorry sight they will make at meal time tonight. Such a shame.