My firstborn is safely back. Looking tanned and blonde and blue eyed – I hardly recognised him……turns out unsurprisingly that they did get into a fight with a large group of Spaniards, but it wasn’t 15 men – it was six women and two men. The women were far more aggressive than the men apparently – took off their stilettos as whacked them all, causing major stud damage – all except for one woman who was wearing flip flops who slapped them all about a bit instead.

The two men waded in but got a bit overwhelmed apparently by my son’s team of 7 – ran away, but ran straight into a football net on the beach that they couldn’t see in the dark and got bounced back and thrown on to the sand before running off.

I told him I didn’t want to know anything else.

Other snippets that have entered my consciousness included:- cigarettes were really cheap, they drank a LOT of gin, they slept till 3pm every day, they met lots of fab women – mainly from Ireland, they left the villa in a real mess, at this stage still expecting to get their deposit back (but frankly no way), they broke a bed (I didn’t ask), they drank lots of Sambuka….la, la, la, fingers in ears, I don’t want to know anymore….

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5 Comments
  • janelle
    July 22, 2010

    heh he heh…thank god he’s home safe and sound….! XXX j

  • 'm'
    July 22, 2010

    Sounds absolutely fabulous, I wish I could still go on holidays like that….x

  • English Mum
    July 22, 2010

    Good grief. That’s it, they’re staying home til they’re 30. No, 35. x

  • auntiegwen
    July 22, 2010

    That’s why I won’t rent my villa to anyone except families and couples! xx

    • Family Affairs
      July 23, 2010

      Very wise. Kids trashed it I think and I’ve heard about others that do the same – sort of unintentionally – they just don’t have the relevant responsible gene yet! Lx