OK so here are my suggestions for the letter “B”…any further contributions most welcome:-
An unpleasant or despicable person.
A word you are likely to say a lot
A person called to the bar and entitled to practice as an advocate. You might need one of them if you have to go to court.
What you might find you have if you have to employ one of the above people.
BAD HAIR DAY
A day in which everything seems to go wrong. Expect to have a lot of these.
This goes with the territory.
A homeless woman carrying her possessions in shopping bags. Try and avoid this.
Mental/emotional stability and a figure representing the amount of money in an account. Both of these will be severely depleted.
Something that has a soothing and restorative effect. Try and find a way of getting some of this.
What you might be if you have to employ lawyers.
Try and avoid these.
Only just; “she was barely able to function”….expect some of this.
Expect a bit of this.
and a lot of this.
Try not to turn into one of those.
Try not to use these.
This is good. Check out “Balm”
Don’t be surprised if this goes a little awry.
These have to be shared.
This is how it can feel when you are grieving for the death of your marriage.
Please try not to do this, it makes things so much worse.
Start one so as not to bore all your friends stupid.
Have lots of these.
BILL OF COSTS
Solicitors account of charges and expenses incurred. Expect a lot of these.
Try to avoid wherever possible.
These can help a lot.
These won’t help.
To assign responsibility for a wrong or a fault. There’s a lot of this going on. It does get easier as time moves on. Three sides to every story and all that (his,hers and the truth).
Strongly linked with “binge” and what you need to try and avoid.