JULIA NAIDENKO THE GORGEOUS BELLY DANCER

I went to a friend’s 40th birthday party last night. It was great fun. I was a bit worried earlier in the day because I was having one of my slightly pathetic, “but I’m going to be all on my own and how will I cope” sort of moments. It wasn’t a problem, everyone was lovely, but it meant that instead of talking to lots of different people, I sat in one spot and didn’t move. Which meant I talked only to the other few people who refused to move either.

In true “I’m a bloke and it’s my party and I’m going to have the entertainment that I want” style, birthday boy had ordered for himself a dance by Julia Naidenko – you know….the beautiful Latvian 24 year old belly dancer who was on “Britain’s Got Talent” this year.

She must be doing quite well as a result of all the publicity. She had four bookings alone last night….she is truly gorgeous – very pretty and smiley and with a body to die for. I felt a bit bad as she tried to get a few of the women up to dance – usually I’m up for a dance but I was thinking “if you really think I am going to dance next to you when I’m sober and it’s light and attempt to wiggle my hips and pretend that I’ve got boobs that wobble and break my back trying to show off and do a crab you must be f*cking joking – that would be public humiliation taken to a higher level”. It was at that point that I snuck down to the bottom of the garden and stayed there for the entire night.

I took a few lovely photos of her. The bloke next to me said “if I didn’t know you were trying to get a good picture for your blog I’d be worried – you’ve taken WAY too many pictures and now everybody’s going to think that your a lesbian”.

All the blokes were in heaven “I’ve heard she’s got great hip-flexors” said the guy next to me just before she arrived…that was the only part of her we couldn’t quite see, so I can’t confirm that – great everything else though:-