Day Two of holidays. I am already demented. Youngest son is already bored, bored, bored. Daughter is moping around missing the Ibiza beach parties and wondering what she is doing wasting her life in boring old suburbia (me ditto).
Teenage son is clearly whooping it up in Cyprus. My daughter got a text from his girlfriend late last night saying “try & persuade him not to get another tattoo” and I went mad. His arse already looks like he’s sat on road kill he’s got so many drawings and announcements on there and now he wants to fit “Viva La Fiesta” on there as well – probably no space on arse so I was worried he’d put it somewhere more obvious. I texted “DON”T DO IT – you’ll get an infection” even though I wasn’t supposed to know and even though my daughter told me not to bother because “no offense mum he’s so not going to listen to you”….
Honestly. I bloody hate mobile phones at the moment. Much better not to know this stuff. Or is it? Maybe, my parental intervention made him think for a minute. I hope so. I will bloody kill him if it didn’t. We’ll see.
So I then tried “u’d better not have done it – will have to take u for an HIV test if u have” – which was a bit mean, but still. Desperate measures were required.
Got back:
“Whoopsee. Did get one. It’s very cool though”
Bollocks.
Oh well. What can I do? His life. Not mine.
Family Affairs
July 13, 2011There is now an update. I failed in my mission…..but also just testing comments x
Bored now
July 13, 2011Oh dear…that is so not good x
Family Affairs
July 13, 2011No not at all good x
kelloggsville
July 13, 2011*sigh* when he gets home you won’t know whether to hug him to death or beat him to it 🙂