There I was feeling all happy and positive about my new year and then I stumble upon the following news report which has now put me into my first depression of the year.
It’s all very well suggesting wild sex is good for the heart and wrinkles but if you don’t have anybody to have wild sex with it’s just yet another really mean reminder of being single. In addition, I see no mention of the added stress of having sex with a new partner brought on by having to not only expose your body to certain ridicule but hoping you don’t expose yourself to any contagious diseases:-
“Forget about jogging round the block, the NHS says
The NHS has some new advice for people struggling to schedule a fitness routine into their daily lives – a workout between the sheets.
According to the NHS Direct website, “sexercise” can lower the risk of heart attacks and helps people live longer.
Endorphins released during orgasm stimulate immune system cells, which also helps target illnesses like cancer, as well as wrinkles, it states.
Sexual health experts said such claims could not be scientifically proven.
“It’s good to see the NHS are promoting sexual wellbeing,” Dr Melissa Sayer told the Guardian newspaper.
“Yes, there is evidence that sex has benefits for mental wellbeing, but to say there is a link with reduced risk of heart disease and cancer is taking the argument too far.”
NHS Direct, however, told the paper the content was “backed by science and clinical evidence” and “isn’t just a bit of fun”.
‘Regular romps’
The advice, published under the headline “Get more than zeds in bed”, is one of several sexual health-related articles to be found on the NHS Direct website.
Sex with a little energy and imagination provides a workout worthy of an athlete, the article says.
If you’re worried about wrinkles – orgasms even help prevent frown lines from deepening
NHS Direct
“Forget about jogging round the block or struggling with sit-ups.
“Sex uses every muscle group, gets the heart and lungs working hard, and burns about 300 calories an hour.”
The advice suggests “regular romps this winter” could lead to a better body and a younger look.
Increased production of endorphins “will make your hair shine and your skin smooth,” it adds.
“If you’re worried about wrinkles – orgasms even help prevent frown lines from deepening.”
The article goes on to say that orgasms release “painkillers” into the bloodstream, which helping keep mild illnesses like colds and aches and pains at bay.
The production of extra oestrogen and testosterone hormones “will keep your bones and muscles healthy, leaving you feeling fabulous inside and out”.
Jon Storey
January 1, 2010Tried that.
I am now a broken man…!
Family Affairs
January 2, 2010Well at least you tried L x
Chic Mama
January 2, 2010Now I know why I’ve developed so many wrinkles over the last eighteen months….
So with you on the stress of actually having sex with someone new, that’s if it ever happens because trying to meet someone is an impossibility in itself. ;0/
Family Affairs
January 2, 2010I know. Isn’t it rubbish? Go and find your BOB to help ease wrinkles!! Lx
Jami Wetter
February 6, 2010This blog is pretty useful for someone who has already been having difficulties with this situation. I have looked at numerous resources to no avail. I will continue readingg and learning here in the hope of finally getting past this obstacle.