HA HA – this is funny: Trying To Set A Password
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50fuckingboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
USER: 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
USER: 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER: ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
Expat Mum
April 18, 2017Ugh. I’ve just had this caper trying to change a password because I couldn’t remember the one my husband set up. I was sent a handful of security questions like “Mother’s maiden name” and “Name of first pet”. I typed them in and it’s telling me they’re not correct. They bloody are. You’d think I would know my mother’s maiden name etc. Now I have to call them and try to prove the account is mine some other way. Waste my time or what?
Family Affairs
April 19, 2017ha ha yes, I’ve had that – sometimes though the mother’s maiden name is what my children have typed in – so it’s my name! So frustrating….