HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT IS POPULAR WITH THE TEENAGE GIRLS AT THE MOMENT?
BIG BUM PANTS!!
I am literally in a state of shock. You can actually buy “Magic Bum Pants” that pad out your bottom to make it look more “latino” like (if they’re not sold out which they appear to be, not that I’ve tried, because I really really don’t need them).
All these years I’ve been wearing Spanks and nearly dying of constriction in order to keep my derriere as small as possible and now I find out that my bottom is supposed to be BIGGER not smaller (well obviously not my one in particular but clearly small is no longer the desirable look).
WTF.
The next book out on the market is going to be called “Does My Bum Look Small In This?” and boyfriends all over the world are going to be completely confused all over again and not be sure what the right answer is.
Well we all know whose fault this is.
Thanks Kim Kardashian – at least I can now throw my Spanks away.
To be honest, it’s what most of the men I know have been saying forever – they love a big bum (NOT, I hasten to add that it is all about the men). So from now on I’m going to pretend that I am wearing a pair of Magic padded pants at all times!.
Expat Mum
March 28, 2014I blame J-Lo. She had the booty before KK was even a minor sleb. But yes, back in the day you weren’t supposed to have a bum at all, and I fit right in. These days – wow. My daughter’s bum is her best asset in her opinion; she actually does exercises to keep it round and booty-ful!
Mind you, as I’m getting older, I’m finding the flat butt look isn’t so great. More like old lady butt.
Family Affairs
March 28, 2014Oh no – are we getting to old lady butt stage? She says whilst doing her squats at the same time L x