I sent a text to my brother, who is a lifelong fan of Bruce Springsteen saying:
“need lots of info abt Bruce pls or will hav 2 bcm a groupie or sleep with him in order to maintain my ridiculously high readership fig’s as result of my review”.
He texted back:
“U’d never make the cut. There are a bunch of them that go to every show of every leg of the entire tour. U don’t even know the words to his songs. U’d be found out very quickly. I’d do more research into sex toys if I were you”.
Yes. He may have a point.
