I have to say it does slightly concern me that I have had more people concerned about what happened to the woman with a vibrating egg up her fanny than I ever have had about ME AND MY MARITAL PROBLEMS. But never mind. For those of you who have requested an update, here is what I have been able to find out:-

A vibrating egg is a sex toy for women. It was still vibrating when she got to A & E but the battery died whilst she waited for the doctor. A gynaecologist with long fingers managed to get it out. She will be leaving the country shortly, never to return.

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  • Dusty Spider
    June 3, 2008

    How embarrassing – that poor woman! Soooo funny though, I’m still giggling. Flick x

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  • DMM
    June 3, 2008

    And just when you thought you were having a bad day.

    I’m sorry to say I’m not feeling bad for her.

    I’m sharing this with the co-workers…

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  • leftforofficebike
    June 3, 2008

    Which highlights that waiting times in A&E are still far too long…..

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  • family affairs
    June 3, 2008

    You are so right…I wonder if she’d consider doing an interview about waiting times in NHS hospitals…

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  • leftforofficebike
    June 4, 2008

    …..or used as a government initiative when looking at waiting times in NHS hospitals….

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  • Lehners in France
    June 5, 2008

    Now I know someone who had “A Luurve Egg” and they said they never had such fun running for a bus! Come to think of it, how did I get here? I think it was on the No. 69. Debs x

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