I did my class at the posh club yesterday. It seems to be going quite well with lots of positive feedback. I had my first male client attend yesterday. One of the first exercises I got them to do was to stretch out the hamstrings using a stretchy band. They all lay on their mats with one leg along the mat and the other leg up in the air with the band around the foot.
All was going well until I noticed out of the corner of my eye that the entire contents of his shorts were neatly lying on the mat as well – to be more precise, I am referring to his willy and one of his testicles. WHY DO MEN DO THAT? I wouldn’t in a million years turn up to a bloody exercise class without wearing big enough pants to cover everything. It was deeply unattractive and very off-putting and it took ALL my strength to continue calmly talking about breathing and stretching without collapsing into fits of laughter.
Not good.
zoe
June 19, 2008When snorkling off the shores of Phuket my then boyfriend was in the boat chatting away to an Australian woman with his legs apart and one testicle hanging out. I tried to tell him without anyone hearing but he carried on chatting – so I stayed in the water giggling away with the fish.
Kitty
June 19, 2008He needs to know that food in the gym is not acceptable: meat and two veg, included.
x
Janelle
June 19, 2008ooooergh…ooooergh…..xxx j
icemaidensmellingthecoffee
June 19, 2008Why do they do that? Exhibitionism? I’ve only seen two men at my Body Balance class and, yep, nothing much to show but they seemed to want us to look. Not exactly award winning designs are they, the male bits.
Expatmum
June 19, 2008Please tell me you had the “balls” to say something to him. Otherwise he’ll turn up next week with the same attire.
Tricia
June 19, 2008A woman should take the initiative to make better shorts for men. Perhaps something with a little pocket sewn in. Perhaps Nike would purchase the idea of shorts that hold it all in.
the mother of this lot
June 19, 2008The Football Fanatic was clicking through my list of blogs and said ‘Oh – Family Affairs – she’s the one with the really exciting life, isn’t she?’
I thought she was referring to the celebrity parties, but on the basis of this post…..
leftforofficebike
June 20, 2008Yuk, how gross. Testicles really are the most ugly things.x
Ella Pritchet
April 19, 2010i really enjoyed reading this keep up the good work