Rather worryingly I awoke this morning to find my 9 year old son and his friend who slept over reading “Nuts” Magazine in bed.
There were all sorts of conflicting stories about where they got it from but I imagine they stole it from my teenage son’s bedroom.
My house is turning into a den of iniquity and I need to do something about it. Before it all goes wrong.
Also need to bribe son’s friend not to say anything to his parents about above mentioned den of iniquity.