Apologies for my latest offering……but it’s Friday and I thought you could all do with a laugh. Over the last few days there has been much talk of showing off some bare bottoms on my blog, for some strange reason. Many of my blog friends have offered to do a collage of their own bottoms hidden in amongst my elephant arses.

So, here we have offer number one to get the ball rolling – it’s the photo my son has chosen to put into his school leavers’ yearbook. Is he mad? Having deliberated over whether I should show it to you or not, I have decided, on the basis that he has already posted it on Facebook and is now a fully consenting adult (who I took to vote with me in that ridiculous “what am I voting for?” ballot we did yesterday) that it’s only marginally offensive…..

It’s not pretty and it’s not clever and it shows his two ridiculous tattoos and some bum fluff. But there we go. A smiley face on each butt cheek. He’s proud of it:-

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6 Comments
  • English Mum
    May 6, 2011

    I could critique the tattoo placement, but frankly, it’s like looking at my own child’s arse…disturbing. Going away now…

  • Linda
    May 6, 2011

    Quick someone tell me what I should write here without incriminating myself. xxx

  • kelloggsville
    May 6, 2011

    ahhhh, *looks around*, did I come to the wrong blog?! Was expecting a weather forecast…I’m guessing the sun doesn’t shine out of there every day…I’ve mailed a naked arse to you (hubby really wasn’t happy when I asked him to strip but he was much quieter after I used the gaffa tape)