Important Health Advice for Women
Thanks to the lovely Dulwich Divorcee for this vital information which all women should take very much to heart.
“Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc.
Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon Blanc almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living.
Sauvignon Blanc may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant should not use it. However, women who wouldn’t mind becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may make you think you can converse enthusiastically with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.”
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family affairs
August 14, 2009Thanks very much for you lovely comment, I'm just quickly trying to find out which language it's in and then I'll quickly learn it so that I know what you've said! Lx
MBNAD woman
August 14, 2009The consumption of Sauvignon Blanc should not be combined with the use of heavy machinery such as a bread knife, frying pan or blender. The final result will render your kitchen like a Jackson Pollack painting but worth much less.
btw: the word verification is "Hellshen". That's probably a bit like Hell's Kitchen with a touch of Sauvignon Blanc.
Working Mum
August 14, 2009Love it! Just putting a bottle in the fridge……. medicine purposes, of course.
Mud in the City
August 14, 2009I am swiftly on my way to fulfil my sauvingnon prescription at the offie.
You're always full of such good advice!
notSupermum
August 14, 2009Brilliant! Love it, and it's soooo true. God, why do people always tell everyone they love them when they're drunk?
Are you considering self prescription?
Fat, frumpy and fifty...
August 15, 2009Being some one who is ALL or nothing..I refrain from too much indulgence in the white the red, or the sublime bombay blue bottle….
so I am a very cheap date or lush…
jugglingmum
August 15, 2009I can absolutely vouch for the benefits of SB although have discovered equally good results from a hearty Rioja. Warnings should also include: exceeding the recommended dose may make you want to crawl under a stone and stay there for several days. Men who appear attractive when seen through SB specs may turn out to be shockers! Bet the dress looks fab!