“Mum, where’s my school sweatshirt? I need it for tomorrow” asked my 7 year old a moment ago. “You won’t need it” I told him, “I think it’s going to be another hot day”. “I HAVE to have it” he said, “we’ve got to watch a video all about funny’s and dicks tomorrow for sex education and my sister says that I have to wear my jumper so that I can chew it to stop myself laughing”.

Not really sure where to start with that statement.

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  • Anonymous
    June 10, 2008

    Your seven year old is the best! Endless entertainment. I hope he never grows out of it.

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  • Kitty
    June 10, 2008

    *sniggers quietly in the corner*

    My eldest was dreading the whole ‘SE’ (as they call it) thing. Turned out she’d been told by a mischievous peer that they had to practice it! :-O

    x

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  • Expatmum
    June 10, 2008

    Sex Ed at 7! Lordy, lordy! Did you chew on your own sleeve to stop laughing.

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