I happen to know where Cheryl Cole is currently rehearsing. A friend told me. I am planning to withhold this information from my teenage son who LOVES Cheryl Cole on account of the following:-
His small “Gathering” on Saturday night turned in to full on riotous party involving, (by the look of the mess in the morning) a fruit fight. Squashed orange on stairs. Banana stuck to window. I told him one major rule was nobody in my room and that clearly didn’t happen. Luckily this time no vomit by side of my bed but drawers dropped on floor (wooden version, not pants) with contents left spilt all over the place and missing new mascara. In addition lots of smoking in the house. Mainly by the girls I noted.
He got a U in his Chemistry mock which as bad as it gets.
Definitely not going to give him the address of where Cheryl Cole is at the moment. Nope. No chance.
Eclipse
May 4, 2010Ouch! I guess no more parties until that grade gets improved? I had a Chemistry tutor for my 18th (my own request) he really helped me – ended up with a B instead of the D I was headed for…
English Mum
May 4, 2010Ohhhhh shit. That’s out of order. Especially as it seems that someone has been through your things.
Grrrr. But seriously, a fruit fight? Sounds like fun.
Jon Storey
May 5, 2010A ‘U’? Not so good….
The mess in the house? I know I would be furious. Removal of delicate parts of his anatomy I think?
Dumdad
May 5, 2010I just wouldn’t (won’t) allow that sort of behaviour in my house. Come on, get strict! No more Miss Nice Gal – tough love time.