Picked my 7 year old up from school and he’s STILL ranting…”that was the worse day ever and now I have to do even more work and to make matters worse my partner for the Spring assembly where I have to do really embarrassing country dancing isn’t going to be at school next week now and so I have to have a threesome dance which is really really difficult to learn”

He then closes his rant by saying “I would rather drink a whole bottle of tomato ketchup than go to school”. Then he shows me the rash on his stomach “look I’ve even come out in a rash, I think I’m allergic to vegetables and school”.

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3 Comments
  • the mother of this lot
    March 26, 2008

    Can you slow down a bit? I’m having trouble keeping up.

    PS If you get to meet the plumber can you get me a quote for a new bathroom? Preferably with one of those old-fashioned baths with feet.

  • zoe
    March 26, 2008

    Are you sure you haven’t got MY son instead of yours’? Try taking another look ….

  • Casdok
    March 26, 2008

    Still ranting?!!
    Hes on a roll today!!